2012 NPC Bikini Schedule

http://npcnewsonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/2012-NPC-Bikini.pdf

Alright my anonymous stalkers... I know you're out there. Is there a different process to the IFBB contests if I want to go for a pro card?

*Taps my Mic*

I had a rude awakening recently that reminded me of my limitations. Maybe limitations isn't the right word. I sort of have a time constraint. So if I'm going to do this, it will have to be now. No more fucking around. It will take me two years if I have any hope of reaching the Arnold and with my eye issues, I might be pushing the limit there. Let's go.

Confessional

I had almost forgotten how much unsweetened oatmeal tastes like absolutely fucking nothing. In other craptastic news, I'm out of fatburners which probably accounts for my lack of energy lately. I'll hit GNC after church and rectify that. Apparently Lipo6 Black has a crystal meth-like effect on me.

The Standard

Just so we're all on the same page with the results I'm after, here is a photo of the 2010 Arnold Classic Overall Bikini Champ, Ali Sonoma.

The Costume

Just to keep a visual, I wanted to post that I have my shoes and jewelry and I have chosen my posing suit and color. Consider this my virtual vision board.

Earrings, bracelet, shoes and navel ring - check.

Suit:


Color swatch:

Heh heh.

Fuck.

My food plan arrived today. This doesn't look fun at all. I can mix and match my own meals as long as I measure everything and each meal meets the protein/carb minimums set in my daily planner. I need a Masters in Algebra for this shit, I swear.

Protein Sources

Carbohydrate Sources

My Daily Log